Why every woman needs a sassy gay friend.

1)They are NOT afraid to speak the truth, sista.
2)it is a male friend that doesn't have any awkward sexual tension
3)they can help you shop while giving a guy's perspective
4) they will pose as your boyfriend if a creeper is creeping
5)they will stand up for you and knock a bitch out
6)I mean come on, need I say more? SASSY GAY FRIEND

SO GOOD

favorite quote-
(from Angel in Rent, the transvestite) "I am more of a man then you will ever be, and I am more of a woman than you could ever hope to get."