It feels so good to be back at work...I really missed my residents =] geriatrics is my passion. I was like totally suprised that on my return to my old hall my patients remembered me. It's a really great feeling!! I switched shifts and let me just say it is a completely diffrent place at night!! It's so much less stress!! And OMFG we have some hilarious convos at night....
and FYI this 55 yr old gay guy looks at me and randomly says " Lady Gaga has a dick"
*it was the highlight of my night
Anyways there is never a dull moment just tonight :
- One lady fed the invisible cat under the linen cart
- Someone else crowed like a rooster
- Someone else fingerpainted in poop
- I made up a funny song about the Ravens in the tune to that Christmas song with the bum bum bum bum in it lol...
- my 2 year old came in and was asking patients for cookies
- my mom and husband got in a fight in the parking lot
- my boss was talking about playing strip beer pong and waking up in bed with some random guy...
- one old lady told me that she loves sex and asked me about my sex life
- sat on the floor and drank coffee
- i was litterally barked at tonight
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Haha that sounds amazing. Although, no one is supposed to feed my invisible cat! he will get sick. haha. Text me later and tell me about your mom and josh getting into a fight. I have to hear this haha
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