Why I can NOT watch Dumbo.

The End.

He's Climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peoples up.

A girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter...I don't mind and you don't matter ;)

I don't care what you think..keyword is think. You don't know me so fuck off.

Keep talking shit..you're making me famous!

 For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center if your world.

The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less I have to get along with.

Always forgive you enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you, you're doing it wrong.

In a world where you can be anything... be yourself.

Some people make the world special just be being in it.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.

Angels are there no matter how much everyone hates you.

You laugh because you think I'm different I laugh because you guys are all the same.

If you ever hurt me... you get it back 10 times worse.

They hate me and rate me simply because they ain't me.

It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.

Don't worry about me or what I do. What happens in my life has nothing to do with you. So keep your mouth shut and stop talkin' shit, because I'm sick of you bitchin' and all you bullshit.

Do what you think is right and to hell with your popularity.

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

Never explain: your friends don't require it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

Shit happens and people bleed. 

Here I am; if you don't like me, the worse for you.

Do your thing. Be what you are. If you don't know what you are, find out.

I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em. ~ Scarface

You talk it, we live it, you start it, we end it. Your fuckin' right we did it.

Smile it scares people.

Stop trying to impress other people, they're more screwed up then you think.

Makeup is only the icing on the cake - it doesn't create your personality or your being.

People are gonna talk about me, especially when they envy me, I might as well let them talk, because I affected their lives, they didn't affect mine!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me, I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ~ Fight Club

Those who gossip to you gossip about you.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

At the end of the day, if they hate you, then forget them.

Our lives are shaped by those who love us and refuse to love us.

Same shit, different people.

I don't try to be candy coated. I don't try to walk on eggshells. I am what I am. Love me or hate me. ~ Pink

Live right now, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.

I'm not perfect. I can't pretend to be, but before you point your finger make sure your hands are clean.

I am who I am and people can take it one way or another... but at least I'm living honestly.

There will always be people you can't believe you were friends with, boys you can't believe you kissed, and people you can't believe you lived without... people change but if you're lucky a certain few will change you.

It's not that we don't belong, it's that we've learned we don't need to.

When people talk listen completely. Most people never listen.

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.

I may only be one person, but I can be one person who makes a difference.

Don't ever let anyone make you believe that you don't deserve what you want.

When all the world is telling you 'no', tell yourself 'yes' ten times louder.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

I'm not a killer but don't push me. ~ Tupac

I could care about where you go or what you do but I can't... my dear, I don't give a damn.

Don't threaten me, there are things worse then death, and I can do all of them.

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.

I may not look that strong, but don't piss me off, you won't know what hit you.

Free thinkers are dangerous.

When life kicks you in the ass, roll up your sleeves and kick it back. Never let someone bring you down when youre up and never sink to a lower level to be something or someone you're not. You never have to impress someone that you don't like.

I don't care what you think of me... it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you.

Thank God for those people that question everything.

In life God doesn't give you the people you want, instead He gives you the people you need. To teach you, to hurt you, to love you, and make you exactly the way you should be.

funny glasses

So I went to work with my husband yesterday, as talked about in the previous post. Well, I found these awesome glasses.They're a mix between Mr Magoo, Harry Potter and Vzma from The Emporer's New Groove lol here are the pics.

So, I'm a sexy beast!!

I look like a retarded Asian Math Nerd



BOOBIES IN AMISH TOWN

So my husband and I were driving through Amish Country in Lancaster yesterday and I was bored...so bored..so I made up a game. I decided to see what would happen if I flashed buggyfuls of bearded Amish men. Here were the results....

they were some happppy motha fuckas!!

So the moral to the story is...if you're ever in Lancaster and bored out of your mind....be nice and give the Amish some action....they love it!!! lol

Best reason to save energy...

Found this picture. I have to say it is the best argument I have heard on why to save energy. haha

Why I want a pet turtle real bad

1) they are really freaking rad
2)they are really self sufficient
3) generally clean animals
4)they have personalities (many people don't think they would, but they are friendly like puppies)
5) two words- TURTLE RACES
6) There are lots of turtles that need rescued that have been abused.
7) they are just adorable



LOOK AT HIM! HE IS SO HAPPY! YAY STRAWBERRY!

Happy Thanksgiving...

To everyone but me!! I have to cook all day and then go into work lol. Its all good though. The Gibson household is going to have a Thanksgiving lunch instead of dinner hahah.

So when you have nothing to talk about with your family here are some akward silence stoppers:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

George CarlinWe're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Cornelius Plantinga, Jr.
It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.

Russell Baker
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status.

Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Anonymous
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Truer words were never spoken

Manicures rock.

So, yesterday I was having a crappy day and was getting upset by the most stupid things. I let my sister's judgemental-ness get to me, I was paranoid that none of my firends actually liked me (I get paranoid sometimes that I am "that" friend that no one actually wants around...), I have been stressing about school, and I was just on the verge of tears all night. so I decided to get a manicure. The lady did a REALLY good job and used a meathod that is really healthy for my nails, which was cool. By the time it was over, I was super relaxzed and wasn't stressed at all. so Yay, manicures rock.

google adsense and other prework random thoughts

So I'm getting ready for work and am trying to figure out this google adsense stuff. Google keeps directing me to some site where I'm supposed to buy keywords to make more money hahahaha I DON'T THINK SO BUDD...I wonder if anyone actually makes decent money off this adsense thing?

On a diffrent note...my stupid at t wireless phone is acting up again!! I can't wait until December so  I cab upgrade!! It's not at t's fault that this phone sucks it's mine hahaha and I love At t service lol.

I was on google looking up stuff to put on my email to stop spam.. has anyone heard of  anti spam exchange? Or heres some great spam emails I get. Lemon law...wtf?? Egg credit...???? What the hell does that mean?? maryland asbestos lawyers, baltimore mesothelioma attorneys,fort worth dwi lawyer...the list goes on forever lol I hate spam mail!!!

Anyways, TaTa.. I'm off to work..... yippeeee =]

This happens to me all the time!

ALL THE TIME

hilarious look alikes!!!

Things I miss for 100!

Fight Violence and Abuse!

http://www.breakthecycle.org/ Help End domestic violence!!!

to this nasty fat lady at work

Back to work...

It feels so good to be back at work...I really missed my residents =] geriatrics is my passion. I was like totally suprised that on my return to my old hall my patients remembered me. It's a really great feeling!! I switched shifts and let me just say it is a completely diffrent place at night!! It's so much less stress!! And OMFG we have some hilarious convos at night....

 

and FYI this 55 yr old gay guy looks at me and randomly says " Lady Gaga has a dick"

*it was the highlight of my night

Anyways there is never a dull moment just tonight :

• One lady fed the invisible cat under the linen cart
• Someone else crowed like a rooster
• Someone else fingerpainted in poop
• I made up a funny song about the Ravens in the tune to that Christmas song with the bum bum bum bum in it lol...
• my 2 year old came in and was asking patients for cookies
• my mom and husband got in a fight in the parking lot
• my boss was talking about playing strip beer pong and waking up in bed with some random guy...
• one old lady told me that she loves sex and asked me about my sex life
• sat on the floor and drank coffee
• i was litterally barked at tonight

 

CRAZY AWESOME!!

My great friend Dom has a crazy awesome youtube channel that you all should watch. yeah. Officially approved by Laura Supermegafoxyawesomehot Duncan. :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DRoger90

True Statement.

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

seems like such an easy question to answer, but now that I think about it, all the things I think I would do seem meaningless if I knew I wouldn't fail. I think a part of life is taking chances knowing that we may fail, and the satisfaction comes from knowing that we overcame the failure.

If I had to choose, though, I would finish college and get my nursing degree, I would start a family, and I don't know what else. my first though after reading this question is "oh, i would do SO many things" but now that I am actually answering it, I have no idea.

What things would YOU all do if you knew you could not fail??

This picture makes me feel like the picture.

just seeing this picture makes me gleeful just like Reptar is gleeful in this picture.

Direct quote from my sister's preschool students

My sister: "Who was at the first Thanksgiving?"
Students: "God! And the dinosaurs!"

COFFEE ADDICT!

My coffee Haiku:

So,I love coffee
It tastes so good in my mouth
I want a lot more

I am dedicating this blog to coffee...coffee is th love of my life. I bullshit you not when i tell you that I drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. These are awesome pictures that i found off of google that have to do with coffee. Some are funny, and some I kid you not, are going to be hanging in my kitchen.

story of my life =]

lol i say that all the time!!

hahaha epic!!

i heart this one!!

jazzy kitten

this little kitten reminds me of the spirit fingers from bring it on!!

i want a funny gay dance teacher like this !!!

FEENY FEENY FEHEHENY

everyboday says onions make you cry

When you cut an onion, the potency caused the dear ducts to water. I like this theory why this happens better... haha

Why every woman needs a sassy gay friend.

1)They are NOT afraid to speak the truth, sista.
2)it is a male friend that doesn't have any awkward sexual tension
3)they can help you shop while giving a guy's perspective
4) they will pose as your boyfriend if a creeper is creeping
5)they will stand up for you and knock a bitch out
6)I mean come on, need I say more? SASSY GAY FRIEND

SO GOOD

favorite quote-
(from Angel in Rent, the transvestite) "I am more of a man then you will ever be, and I am more of a woman than you could ever hope to get."