Happy Thanksgiving...

To everyone but me!! I have to cook all day and then go into work lol. Its all good though. The Gibson household is going to have a Thanksgiving lunch instead of dinner hahah.

So when you have nothing to talk about with your family here are some akward silence stoppers:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

George CarlinWe're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Cornelius Plantinga, Jr.
It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.

Russell Baker
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status.

Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Anonymous
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

***Here are some quotes that we really like...some are funny, some are inspirational, and some are just dumb...o well that's life****


"If you don't have the courage to walk alone others will not have the courage to walk with you."

"Nothing can defeat you, if you make up your mind to fight and nothing can save you, if you have accepted defeat."

"The enormity of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. By overestimating the problem you underestimate yourself."

"The price tag you put on yourself decides your worth. Underestimating yourself will cost you dearly."

"It is the road you take that decides your destiny and not your destiny that decides the road you take."

"You may not be able to change the world. But that should not stop you from changing someone's world."

"Your life is a gift that is unveiled when you expand it by touching the lives of others."

"The strongest foundation for success is laid by the merit of your actions nothing in the world can shake it"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane! Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!
Dogma I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Groucho Marx


"Don't shoot me homeboy,I'm one of you
Micah


"You sound like a shit salesman with a mouthfull of samples"
George Carter
"You don't know your asshole from a hole in the ground"
my hubbi Josh


You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)


“Demented and sad, but social.”
— The Breakfast Club


“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
— Ghost World


Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in 'Dr. Strangelove'
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.


To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


The older you get, the better you realize you were.


Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.


Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.


Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
--Mother Teresa --


One advantage of marriage It seems to me
Is that when you fall out of love with him
Or he falls out of love with you
It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
--Judith Viorst --


Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination
nor both together go to the making of genius.
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
--Mozart --


Love teaches even asses to dance.
--French Proverb --


Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!


To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love,
and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.
--Mary Baker Eddy --


Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton --


Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
--Norma O. Abrego --


Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life
And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear
comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful
-- a thought that is love.
--Mary Manin Morrissey --


We must love one another or die
--W.H. Auden poem --


I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
--Walt Disney --


Never sign a valentine with your own name.
--Charles Dickens --


Love: Two minds without a single thought.
--Philip Barry --


The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.


All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
--Lucy Van Pelt --


He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.


Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.


If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!


If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


Don’t worry too much about it. Just do all you can do and let the rough end drag.


If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?


Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.


If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.


If you lie to the computer, it will get you.


You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.


If you see an onion ring - answer it!




I’d rather jump barefoot off a 6-foot step ladder into a
5 gallon bucket full of porcupines than…


She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s
wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.


My sister is soooooo ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her
neck to get the dogs to play her.


You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place.


It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.


She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.


He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.


I’d love to have a dress just like that, but I don’t go to many Puerto Rican proms.


He’s so stupid, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands.


She was so ugly she could have trick or treated over the telephone-Larry the Cable Guy