December, 2010

So, all this month I have been pretty much feeling like this-



It has been a shitty month with what seems like blow after blow to my happiness, self esteem, and confidence in so many different ways by so many different people.

I hope the new year will be better than these past 3 weeks have been.

Thanks for letting me vent <3

yo

So I haven't really posted anything in a while because my life has been consumed by FINALS. I am almost halfway through my college carreer, and therefore these past two weeks have been nothing but studying and writing essays. suckkkkkks. anywho, here is a cute picture to leave y'alls with. :)

The SECRET to surviving finals week

Trailer!

So we bought a ghetto trailer...i will post pics. I'm going to post pics of said ghetto trailer and as we fix it up I will post more. A before and after if you will. It's going to be epic! Cheers for being poor!!!!

Occult Secrets of Jay Z, Kanye & Nas

This is crazy!! They using their music to almost like brainwash us!! They have people at their concerts throwing up the signs.....smh wow

love my job!! plus random question

So last night at work I was on the dementia unit. Hands down last night was the best night ever!! Erin and I teamed up and kicked major ass! The time was flying, I wish we could work together all the time haha!

Anyways. Last night I was singing Nicki Minaj "Bottoms Up" and one of my patients RANDOMLY started dancing. Like this lady was straight crunkin'. It was totally epic! I wanted to post a video soo bad but HIPPA is abitch and I can get in trouble....Stupid laws for $100 please

I got my shit rocked by an old lady with a pink teddy bear, she was slappin the shit of of Erin and I while we were doing care. I told her she was hurting my wrist and she said "I'm gonna break it for you bitch" I totally love that lady...lots...lie.

I learned how to say cat in czech. And then the lady poked my boogles....(as she calls them)

Random Question: Whats the weirdest name for breasts you've ever heard?

Some Basic Questions of Life

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

21. What do people in China call their good plates?

22. What do you call a male ladybug?

23. What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

26. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

27. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

28. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of it?

36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

42. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
46. Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
47. Is the main reason Santa is so happy because he knows where all the bad girls live?
48. Is there another word for synonym?
49. would a fly without wings be called a walk?
50. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

So these are some questions of life to ponder. Some of these questions make me wonder what the guy who intented these words was smoking haha.ENJOY!

trailer trash...

soooo I went and looked at a trailer today. lol it was awesome!! and hopfullly We'll be the newest trailer trash Carroll County has to offer. My sister in laws will be moving with us as live in nannies for my son Joshua while hubbi and I are at work. I really hope we move there it's sooo pretty <3

Laura's new Campaign poster

Ok, so for those who don't know, let me clarify. My full name is Laura Sue Duncan, therefore my initials are LSD, hence many of my nicknames revolve around "being a drug." so, I win. :)

Why I can NOT watch Dumbo.

The End.

He's Climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peoples up.

A girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter...I don't mind and you don't matter ;)

I don't care what you think..keyword is think. You don't know me so fuck off.

Keep talking shit..you're making me famous!

 For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center if your world.

The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less I have to get along with.

Always forgive you enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you, you're doing it wrong.

In a world where you can be anything... be yourself.

Some people make the world special just be being in it.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.

Angels are there no matter how much everyone hates you.

You laugh because you think I'm different I laugh because you guys are all the same.

If you ever hurt me... you get it back 10 times worse.

They hate me and rate me simply because they ain't me.

It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.

Don't worry about me or what I do. What happens in my life has nothing to do with you. So keep your mouth shut and stop talkin' shit, because I'm sick of you bitchin' and all you bullshit.

Do what you think is right and to hell with your popularity.

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

Never explain: your friends don't require it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

Shit happens and people bleed. 

Here I am; if you don't like me, the worse for you.

Do your thing. Be what you are. If you don't know what you are, find out.

I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em. ~ Scarface

You talk it, we live it, you start it, we end it. Your fuckin' right we did it.

Smile it scares people.

Stop trying to impress other people, they're more screwed up then you think.

Makeup is only the icing on the cake - it doesn't create your personality or your being.

People are gonna talk about me, especially when they envy me, I might as well let them talk, because I affected their lives, they didn't affect mine!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me, I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ~ Fight Club

Those who gossip to you gossip about you.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

At the end of the day, if they hate you, then forget them.

Our lives are shaped by those who love us and refuse to love us.

Same shit, different people.

I don't try to be candy coated. I don't try to walk on eggshells. I am what I am. Love me or hate me. ~ Pink

Live right now, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.

I'm not perfect. I can't pretend to be, but before you point your finger make sure your hands are clean.

I am who I am and people can take it one way or another... but at least I'm living honestly.

There will always be people you can't believe you were friends with, boys you can't believe you kissed, and people you can't believe you lived without... people change but if you're lucky a certain few will change you.

It's not that we don't belong, it's that we've learned we don't need to.

When people talk listen completely. Most people never listen.

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.

I may only be one person, but I can be one person who makes a difference.

Don't ever let anyone make you believe that you don't deserve what you want.

When all the world is telling you 'no', tell yourself 'yes' ten times louder.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

I'm not a killer but don't push me. ~ Tupac

I could care about where you go or what you do but I can't... my dear, I don't give a damn.

Don't threaten me, there are things worse then death, and I can do all of them.

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.

I may not look that strong, but don't piss me off, you won't know what hit you.

Free thinkers are dangerous.

When life kicks you in the ass, roll up your sleeves and kick it back. Never let someone bring you down when youre up and never sink to a lower level to be something or someone you're not. You never have to impress someone that you don't like.

I don't care what you think of me... it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you.

Thank God for those people that question everything.

In life God doesn't give you the people you want, instead He gives you the people you need. To teach you, to hurt you, to love you, and make you exactly the way you should be.

funny glasses

So I went to work with my husband yesterday, as talked about in the previous post. Well, I found these awesome glasses.They're a mix between Mr Magoo, Harry Potter and Vzma from The Emporer's New Groove lol here are the pics.

So, I'm a sexy beast!!

I look like a retarded Asian Math Nerd



BOOBIES IN AMISH TOWN

So my husband and I were driving through Amish Country in Lancaster yesterday and I was bored...so bored..so I made up a game. I decided to see what would happen if I flashed buggyfuls of bearded Amish men. Here were the results....

they were some happppy motha fuckas!!

So the moral to the story is...if you're ever in Lancaster and bored out of your mind....be nice and give the Amish some action....they love it!!! lol

Best reason to save energy...

Found this picture. I have to say it is the best argument I have heard on why to save energy. haha

Why I want a pet turtle real bad

1) they are really freaking rad
2)they are really self sufficient
3) generally clean animals
4)they have personalities (many people don't think they would, but they are friendly like puppies)
5) two words- TURTLE RACES
6) There are lots of turtles that need rescued that have been abused.
7) they are just adorable



LOOK AT HIM! HE IS SO HAPPY! YAY STRAWBERRY!

Happy Thanksgiving...

To everyone but me!! I have to cook all day and then go into work lol. Its all good though. The Gibson household is going to have a Thanksgiving lunch instead of dinner hahah.

So when you have nothing to talk about with your family here are some akward silence stoppers:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

George CarlinWe're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Cornelius Plantinga, Jr.
It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.

Russell Baker
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status.

Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Anonymous
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Truer words were never spoken

Manicures rock.

So, yesterday I was having a crappy day and was getting upset by the most stupid things. I let my sister's judgemental-ness get to me, I was paranoid that none of my firends actually liked me (I get paranoid sometimes that I am "that" friend that no one actually wants around...), I have been stressing about school, and I was just on the verge of tears all night. so I decided to get a manicure. The lady did a REALLY good job and used a meathod that is really healthy for my nails, which was cool. By the time it was over, I was super relaxzed and wasn't stressed at all. so Yay, manicures rock.

google adsense and other prework random thoughts

So I'm getting ready for work and am trying to figure out this google adsense stuff. Google keeps directing me to some site where I'm supposed to buy keywords to make more money hahahaha I DON'T THINK SO BUDD...I wonder if anyone actually makes decent money off this adsense thing?

On a diffrent note...my stupid at t wireless phone is acting up again!! I can't wait until December so  I cab upgrade!! It's not at t's fault that this phone sucks it's mine hahaha and I love At t service lol.

I was on google looking up stuff to put on my email to stop spam.. has anyone heard of  anti spam exchange? Or heres some great spam emails I get. Lemon law...wtf?? Egg credit...???? What the hell does that mean?? maryland asbestos lawyers, baltimore mesothelioma attorneys,fort worth dwi lawyer...the list goes on forever lol I hate spam mail!!!

Anyways, TaTa.. I'm off to work..... yippeeee =]

This happens to me all the time!

ALL THE TIME

hilarious look alikes!!!

Things I miss for 100!

Fight Violence and Abuse!

http://www.breakthecycle.org/ Help End domestic violence!!!

to this nasty fat lady at work

Back to work...

It feels so good to be back at work...I really missed my residents =] geriatrics is my passion. I was like totally suprised that on my return to my old hall my patients remembered me. It's a really great feeling!! I switched shifts and let me just say it is a completely diffrent place at night!! It's so much less stress!! And OMFG we have some hilarious convos at night....

 

and FYI this 55 yr old gay guy looks at me and randomly says " Lady Gaga has a dick"

*it was the highlight of my night

Anyways there is never a dull moment just tonight :

• One lady fed the invisible cat under the linen cart
• Someone else crowed like a rooster
• Someone else fingerpainted in poop
• I made up a funny song about the Ravens in the tune to that Christmas song with the bum bum bum bum in it lol...
• my 2 year old came in and was asking patients for cookies
• my mom and husband got in a fight in the parking lot
• my boss was talking about playing strip beer pong and waking up in bed with some random guy...
• one old lady told me that she loves sex and asked me about my sex life
• sat on the floor and drank coffee
• i was litterally barked at tonight

 

CRAZY AWESOME!!

My great friend Dom has a crazy awesome youtube channel that you all should watch. yeah. Officially approved by Laura Supermegafoxyawesomehot Duncan. :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DRoger90

True Statement.

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

seems like such an easy question to answer, but now that I think about it, all the things I think I would do seem meaningless if I knew I wouldn't fail. I think a part of life is taking chances knowing that we may fail, and the satisfaction comes from knowing that we overcame the failure.

If I had to choose, though, I would finish college and get my nursing degree, I would start a family, and I don't know what else. my first though after reading this question is "oh, i would do SO many things" but now that I am actually answering it, I have no idea.

What things would YOU all do if you knew you could not fail??

This picture makes me feel like the picture.

just seeing this picture makes me gleeful just like Reptar is gleeful in this picture.

Direct quote from my sister's preschool students

My sister: "Who was at the first Thanksgiving?"
Students: "God! And the dinosaurs!"

COFFEE ADDICT!

My coffee Haiku:

So,I love coffee
It tastes so good in my mouth
I want a lot more

I am dedicating this blog to coffee...coffee is th love of my life. I bullshit you not when i tell you that I drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. These are awesome pictures that i found off of google that have to do with coffee. Some are funny, and some I kid you not, are going to be hanging in my kitchen.

story of my life =]

lol i say that all the time!!

hahaha epic!!

i heart this one!!

jazzy kitten

this little kitten reminds me of the spirit fingers from bring it on!!

i want a funny gay dance teacher like this !!!