What shenanigans could i get into with a magic wand?

hmmmm this should be interesting. 50 things to do if i had a magic wand ┌∩┐(●_●)┌∩┐

1. zap myself a millionare
2. make myself look like a super model
3. get a pink ferrari
4. let my son meet spiderman
5. build myself a mansion
6. spy on people
7. make myself invisible and then walk around in a white sheet with eye holes
8. turn people i hate into bugs and then stomp them!!
9. get me an awesome mary poppins bag so i wouldn't ever forget anything
10. my house would be spotless
11. it would totally do my homework!
12. i would never ever ever change another poopie diaper!!
13. i would have flowers everywhere
14. no more starving little african babies
15. would zap the taliban people into cages so we could poke them with sticks
16. put a funhouse in my backyard
17. get a barnfull of chickens so i'd never run out of eggs again
18. i cant forget jeeves the butler.
19. guard tiger named kitty to eat intruders
20. i want a movie theater in my basement
21. abort those pesky abortion doctors
22. make calorie free italian food
23. build a real life edible candy house
24. make inanimate objects dance
25. chase my brother around with a clown
26. bring my aunt lisa back from the dead
27. cure cancer
28. have an amazing gameroom
29. my dishes would wash themselves
30. i would have a coffee pot that never ran out of coffee
31. nevermind i would have a starbucks in my kitchen
32. get magic tupperware to sleep in to keep me young forever!
33. become the president...i'd me better then nobama
34. fly around on a pet dragon
35. zap in awesome purses
36. get a new pair of uggs
37. go on a romantic vacation with the hubbi <3
38. cancel micky mouse clubhouse show because it drives me nuts
39. give my father a sense of humor
40. make my brother less annoying
41. give my mother green hair
42. have an 80's dance party
43. get a jetpack
44. have a vacation house on the moon
45. end communism
46. be in two places at a time
47. get a sweet tattoo
48. end the recession
49. shake hands with an alien
50. have a huge fishtank with scary fishies in it

** wow that was harder than i thought*** wow.